Aside from Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve, Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Therefore, I thought I’d take this opportunity to take yet another friendly jab at our beloved Wall Street.
Here’s my gruesome list of what I think is haunting Wall Street this year:
The Occupy Wall Street stench will send shivers down your spine.
Chilling Whispers of a Double Dip Recession
Occupy Wall Street – the stench alone is frightening
Do you see this face when you close your eyes at night? EEK!
Lay-Off Scares
Vanishing Bonuses
A Shaky Stock Market
Paul Volker – he even makes babies scream in horror
Blood-Curdling Hedge Fund Performances
Gut-Wrenching Regulations
I know we have a lot of clever followers, so please feel free add to this frightening list.
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